My X’mas wish

This year I wish for not much.

I want to visit my fatherland. A land where one can enjoy what is known as freedom. A land of hospitality beset with lawlessness. A land of enjoyment buoyed by corrupt practices. A country where we have have everything but nothing.

Mr. President though you are bald and beardless, I beseech you to be my Santa.
Despite all the hits and pleas, you have been resolute in your ways. You are the man with steel balls. It means you have the guts. Now do the needful for the people and not yourself or your people.

Mr Santa Prez, all I want this xmas is for you to reduce your ministers by 50 percent.
Enforce the non use of V8s and V12s around town.
Ban foreign travels by all government officials. Afterall, they learn nothing to bring back to the motherland.
Effectively prosecute all who have dipped their hands into the national kitty even if it is you ( eeeeiiii)
Ban the importation of certain produce.
Promote grow and eat, Made in Ghana.
Promote produce and wear, Made in Ghana
Promote manufacture and use, Made in Ghana.
Abolish the foreign trips that generate no results except per diems for individual pockets. Prosecute the men in uniform protecting these “galamseyers” and even the “big men” involved. Please and please, halt the construction of the Cathedral fro now. Yes, for now.
Santa President, make 2022 Xmas a memorable one. Let 2023 hold meaning for the Ghanaian.

I nearly forgot, ask Gabby to take a hike.

Yours sincerely
SilentNoises