An AKONFEM Xmas #silentnoises

      It is that time of the year again and I have a feeling it will be a sad one. Seriously it all depends on you. You can either lament or make the best out of it.  The fact that someone is having a comfortable seat on your happiness does not mean you cannot make the seat uncomfortable. Madiba’s exit brought tears. People exalted the man even calling him a saint. Black saint. The saint on a terrorist list. This is not irony. Iron can bend. Will you live like him? Can you be like him? Will you love your people and country  more or will your love of ASSets cloud your vision? That is if you have one. The speeches that were read and are still being read need volumes of dictionaries and encyclopedias in order for us to comprehend what you are trying so hard to say.  The comfortability of your people is paramount. Then maybe we will liken you to Madiba by referring to you as ‘Quarter m’.  Forget about adding the the ” ADIBA’.

      This christmas season will be celebrated WITHOUT the usual chickens and goats and sheep. It is an AKONFEM christmas. It will be cooked outdoors on an open pit fireplace lest there is too much heat in the kitchen.  I will definitely be too shy in asking you to leave.

      Join me as we head towards the market to buy AKONFEM. Notice the trotro sputters on the way only for us to be told to get down and push. Pushing the troski. It starts but unfortunately, the gears cannot be shifted hence we are in first gear. Trouble don come.  Stuck in one gear till ………….   The men and women in black drive us by only to screech to a halt. Why are you laughing? When you allow a dog to kiss you what do you expect? Now they are slashing the juniors monies in half. Thank God my son and your sons are not called junior.  Seriously I need a cell phone. I want a simple cellular that I can use to communicate with only you. Hehehehehe. I am not dumb. They think I am. I will uproot them like cassava or yam come that time. Unless I am thumbless. Cellphones that will only be used to communicate within a certain group of people. Makola women should get specialized cells then, likewise troski drivers. Next year I refuse to walk again. At least a two wheeled vehicle or Chinese manufactured three wheeler will do. Poverty has stayed with me for far too long. V8s and V12s are the order of the day. They better declare their ASSets before assuming any position. Please no firing for declaration of ASSets. Leave them be. 

      Now the merchants are without a bank. Lamentations of Awuni. A Martin Amidu to the rescue. What about you?  Action. Gradually the talk will move the masses. I believe so. Fortiz wil provide GYEEDAic AKONFEMS that have  been SUBAHrised to the masses. as for me, Vicky, I am only leaking the Filla. Our christmas song will be DONKOMI.  

      A Fellow spoke of Ghana. He was ably supported. Nana ayeeko. Dear GOD please give to all parliamentarians and politicians of  the land, the Head and his Neck and all  who matter copies of ‘I SPEAK OF GHANA’. That is my wish for the coming year.

Son of man visit http://www.zoobashop.com. They make shopping easier.  Do not forget to  get copies of ‘Anansesem, Ghanaian Folktales’ for the kids. Advise my people to drive carefully. I need all come 2016. God Bless Ghana.

this blog is unedited.

 

#SILENTNOISES 2013

1 thought on “An AKONFEM Xmas #silentnoises”

  1. hmmmmm.food for thougth in deed.anyway,thanks for the concious reminder
    to the people that they are great escense come 2016 if not earlier.

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